Showing posts with label Wear whatever you want. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wear whatever you want. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 5, 2021

"It's Okay, Man. I'm Just Messin' With Her!"

Psychadelica is good... no?

Good Thursday morning, y'all.

I went shopping a couple of days ago to find some casual clothes because most of my clothes are painted and tainted. At one store, sifting through the new styles and colors, I heard a voice that just tore through the hearts and minds of anyone in the men's department.

"YOU CAN'T WEAR THAT! IT'S FITTED," she screeched.

"Well, but I like that color," he timidly replied.

'NO, IT'S NOT YOU!"

"Well, how 'bout this one," he asked, pointing to a long sleeve paisley design.

"NO! THAT'S TOO FEMININE LOOKING. I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD WITH YOU IN THAT SHIRT!"

I quietly put back down the pink madras shirt I was holding.

"Well honey, you all want men to show their feminine side. Don't you?"

"NOT LIKE THAT," she yelled for all to hear.

Well, I couldn't help it. I went up to the guy who was a rather large, robust man and tapped him on his shoulder.

"Hey man, I said, as wifey poo moved to another set of shirts, That's great... Stand up for your rights!"

"You can wear whatever you want!"

And, I guess the guy could have whipped around and decked me for even touching him, but he turned around with a twinkle in eye and smile on his face.

"Thanks, man. It's okay. I'm just messin' with her!"

First cup... at Giddy Up in Folsom, LA


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